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\"Lux Æterna\" is a song by American heavy metal band Metallica, released on November 28, 2022, as the lead single from their eleventh studio album, 72 Seasons (2023). It was first played live on December 16, 2022, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles. James Hetfield described the song as \"an upbeat, kind of fast and joyous song\" furthermore, describing it as being in the style of the new wave of British heavy metal.
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