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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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Heflin is a village in southern Webster Parish, Louisiana, United States. The population was 245 at the 2000 census. It is part of the Minden Micropolitan Statistical Area.
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